[Verse 1]
Bored
Drinking my beer on the
Floor
Surrounded by people I
Mostly abhor
Wanting
More

And so the night goes, a lot of beer flows
What can a guy do to make it right?
And then abruptly my pair of eyes see
A pair of guys get into a fight

Er! Eh! Ow! Uh!

[Chorus]
Funny how a fight can break the ice
And make the whole night better
Everybody loves to fight
(Fight!)
Everybody loves to fight
(Fight!)

(I'll squash you like a bug!)
[Verse 2]
Fists
Fly
Hits
Him in the eye
Knocks him on the
Gro-ow-ound
Now
He starts to cry

I don't mean to be pompous or mean
Try to love each other, that's the way it should be
But don't you think that maybe every once in a while
A good fist fight makes everyone smile?

[Chorus]
Funny how a fight can break the ice
And make the whole night better
Everybody loves to fight
(Fight!)
Everybody loves to fight
(Fight!)

Hey, what do you want?
Get out!
Hey, c'mon, get out!
Woo-hoo!
[Verse 3]
Blood
Teeth, broken glass on the
Flo-or

And if the fight's right the fighters just might
Decide to be friends and make amends
And as we get closer to the end
It's time to sing the chorus once again

[Chorus]
Funny how a fight can break the ice
And make the whole night better
Everybody loves to fight
(Fight!)
Everybody loves to fight
(Fight!)
Funny how a fight can break the ice
And make the whole night better
Everybody loves to fight
(Fight!)
Everybody loves to fight
(Fight!)
Everybody loves to fight
(Fight!)
Everybody loves to fight
(Fight!)