[Verse 1]
In the eighties, I had a radio
I had a real bad haircut and nowhere to go
Except Aladdin's Castle and Eckerd
Drugs
She had sweat bands, she liked to break dance
She wore a pair of shiny parachute pants
I was geek and she was a super
Star

[Chorus]
Was it just, was it just
Was it just yeah was it just
Was it just too much to ask?
Worlds were in the space between us
I should've made a sacrifice
Or tried to meet her set of standards
I had a pretty good collection of
Masters of the Universe
I had Boba Fett and Greedo and
I was pushing seventeen
She had tapes of Chaka Khan and Kenny Loggins
She knew how to backwards skate
She had eyes that looked around for the boys
Who I had lately grown to hate
[Verse 2]
(Yeah-oh)
At the time I was working on a novel
Just another fruitless side distraction
(Hey-ey)
I sometimes wondered what she would think of
That
(Hey-ey)
What if I had wowed her with some fiction
Over wine and crackers by a lakeside?
(Hey-ey)
Would she have just stood back up and moonwalked
Home?

[Chorus]
Was it just too much to ask?
Worlds were in the space between us
I guess I should've made a sacrifice
Or tried to meet her set of standards
But she didn't have respect for the Stray Cats
I didn't have respect for that
Rubik's Cubes were not my style and they're still not
I was into D&D
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Yep

[Verse 3]
When I look back upon the eighties
I never get pissed off at Ronald Reagan
I never paid attention to him back
Then
But that chick who wore the parachute pants
The one who broke my heart, the one who broke dance
I just hope that one day we'll meet
Again

[Chorus]
I'm not sure, I'm not sure
I'm not sure, no I'm not sure
I'm not sure what I would do
I'm not sure if even matters
Because I know wherever she is that she's got
Something stuck up in her ass
And the closer to the shore that my ship gets
She can only, she can only
She can only eat herself
Alive
Eat herself
Alive
[Outro]
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Wah