[Intro: Filthy Frank]
Yeah
Shit
Tits
Welcome to the mixtape
I'm your host for tonight
Filthy Frank
Yeah

[Verse 1: Filthy Frank]
Yeah
I shot your mom in the dick
I'm an over-sized midget with a bucket of shit
Yeah I like to pee
I'm that one kid who hung your dog from a tree
I'm not racist
I just don't like people's skin darker than mine
Or people that pray to shrines
'Cause they're dirty
They walk around barefoot
And they have no vaccines
I like women
Don't get me wrong
But there ain't nothing wrong
With a good old fashioned dick
You can find me outside in a white van
Having sex with a pigeon
Man
Yeah and when I'm done with the pigeon
I'll let it fly back to the jungle
Yeah
And it's easy to see
Filthy Frank and crew
Taking over MTV
[Interlude: Filthy Frank]
Yeah
You know who it is
I got the whole crew with us tonight
Pink Guy!
Let's go!

[Verse 2: Pink Guy]
Ie, Boku
Dakara ne Boku Pinku-Gai da yo
Itsumo hito torejisuteiru da yo
Boku wa [gibberish] da ne
Ippai [gibberish] rape [bird chirps] suru kara ne
[Gibberish] daisuki da yo
Boku wa Down Syndrome ja nai yo
Dakara ippai isshou ni raepu-suru kara sekusu-suru

[Interlude: (Filthy Frank), Pink Guy]
(Are you ok?)
Hah
It's Pink Guy
Up in this bitch
(Aaah!)
Let's go

[Chorus: Pink Guy]
Yo
It's Pink Guy
If you mess with me you gon' get pink eye
'Cause your mouth is near my anus
'Cause your mouth is near my anus
[Post-Chorus: Filthy Frank]
How do you like that?
We got the whole crew up in here tonight
And I got you a special guest
Tony the Turd
Lets go!

[Verse 3: Tony the Turd]
Ggrgrnhhrhhr
Tony the turd, I fuck women a lot, yeah, I like it, it's nice

[Outro: Filthy Frank]
Yeah that's definitely a stroke
MEDIC! MEDIC!
Shit
CPR