~ ~ Verse 1 ~ ~
I eat ass
I eat a lot of ass
I eat ass
I eat a lot of ass
From black to brown to Asian, I eat a lot of ass
I eat way too much ass. It affects my nutrition
If there was an ass eating competition, I would easily win

~ ~ Chorus ~ ~
Cause I eat the whole ass
Oh I eat the whole ass
And what is wrong with me?
I can't stop eating
I think I’m addicted to the ass

~ ~ Verse 2 ~ ~
As days go by, I wonder why every night I cry
As nights go by, I wonder why I'm dead inside
And I can't pretend I don’t like ass
I really love ass
I might love it too much
And no matter what people say

~ ~ Chorus ~ ~
I'll keep on eating; I'll keep on eating the ass
Oh I eat the whole ass
And what is wrong with me?
I can't stop eating
I think I'm addicted to the ass
~ ~ Verse 3 ~ ~
That's the end, I guess
There's no happy ending for me
I just keep on eating ‘til I die
Maybe there's hope for me
But I doubt it because all I do is eat the brown eye winking at me
Ass
I eat the ass
Ooh