[Verse 1]
I wanna carry your bags for you
I'll hold the the door and make you feel good
But my hands are full and I only care about myself
I should learn to apologize
'Cuz that's what good boyfriends do
Draw hearts around your name and never be untrue

[Pre-Chorus]
I thought you threw a peace sign
But it's a "V" for victory
And as I write a valentine
In it I will plead

[Chorus]
That I know that all men are dogs
But not all dogs are men
Housebroken, domesticated

[Verse 2]
I look out my window
Two lovebirds in a tree
One turns to the other and says
"I doubt your sincerity"
You can say what I wanna hear
Something 'bout forgiveness
But white widow spider, you better check your privilege
[Pre-Chorus]
I thought you threw a peace sign
But it's a "V" for victory
And as I write a valentine
In it I will plead

[Chorus]
That I know that all men are dogs
But not all dogs are men
Housebroken, domesticated
Yeah, I know that all men are dogs
But not all dogs are men
Housebroken, domesticated