[Verse 1]
Greetings Sylvia Plath and Valerie Solonas
You're studying architecture and English gardens
Tell me, is this column ionic or Corinthian?
As you stand contrapposto in my kitchen

[Chorus]
'Cuz I am the fool
That sleeps beside the boots
Of the queen of mosquitoes
Yeah, I am the fool
That sleeps beside the boots
Of the queen of mosquitoes

[Verse 2]
I went out to find myself a lighter
So I'd stop lighting cigarettes on the stove
Eventually, that lighter, oh, it stopped a-workin'
And the stove looked at me like I was a fool
(Which I was)

[Chorus]
'Cuz I am the fool
That sleeps beside the boots
Of the queen of mosquitoes
Yeah, I am the fool
That sleeps beside the boots
Of the queen of mosquitoes
[Refrain]
Sometimes
Everyone needs a miracle
And last night
He was mine
Oh, sometimes
Everyone needs a miracle
And last night
He was mine

[Outro]
And I am the fool
That sleeps beside the boots
Of the queen of all the mosquitoes