[Verse 1]
A green plastic watering can
For a fake Chinese rubber plant
In a fake pla-a-stic earth

[Verse 2]
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plants
To get rid of itself

[Pre-Chorus]
It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her

[Verse 3]
She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns

[Verse 4]
He used to do surgery
For girls in the 80's
But gravity a-always wins
[Pre-Chorus]
And it wears him out
It wears him out
It wears him out
It wears him

[Chorus]
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like thе real thing
My fake pla-a-stic love
But I can't hеlp the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run

[Post-Chorus]
And it wears me out
It wears me out
It wears me out
It wears me out

[Outro]
And if I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted
All the time
All the time
Woah-oh-oh-hooooh
Woah-oh-oh-hooooh
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooooh
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oooooooh