[Round 1: Dizaster]
Yo, what the fuck is it with me going first today?
I'm gonna spit something that I just learned today
I'll grab your bitch by the back of her head and make her {speaks Spanish}
Your shit's silly, you're not even a hill billy
You're a motherfucking squid billy
You work a 9 to 5 at a Thai diner
On your day off you go shopping at Hot Topic for eyeliner
You're the biggest Dizaster style biter
You're such a stereotypical white rhymer I'm surprised you didn't arrive here with your own Mekhi Phifer
I see through you like a stripper skirt
And after this if you go down to L.A. you're getting hurt
Just for stealing the logo off the Clipper's shirt
How much time do I have left?
Five seconds I reckon you look like one of those creatures from I Am Legend

[Round 1: Real Deal]
Everything you just fucking spit was dumb
Your shirt says "Kingdom"
Ironic your dad lives in one
Okay, I decided to freestyle and did away with the writtens
You kept saying "Exile", he kept thinking about the cave that he lives in
Fuck this shit
You are so gay and so are your eyebrows
Do you know how long it takes to get through security right now?
You must be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet
You just battle and cracked a bunch of Mexican jokes and 90% of the crowd is Spanish
You know what? Spanish people we're together
Let's join against Iraq and fight
This will be the last time a piece of shit like you hijacks our flight
United 82006923-B
Just thought if you wanna try that hijack shit come and see me
You are not sick, you are not gutter you are trash
I will rush you on the flight and stick your box cutter up your ass
[Round 2: Dizaster]
You gon' get the quickest removal
Yeah I crack Spanish jokes cause it's all love, at least I didn't have to be like you and suck their dick to get their approval
I'll fucking leave you dead with your carcass lit
You retarded ass bitch
You said we crashed 9/11 when your people are the ones who started that shit
Bush knocked down the towers
Bush knocked down the towers
So don't ever in your life try to play the race card
Cause I'll run laps around you like your favorite race car
Motherfucker!
You look like a Budweiser truck driver
That bitch is a muff diver
She gets fucked on the back of a bike like Eve when she was a Ruff Ryder
Stop acting like you down with hip hop when you don't even like the slang
Everything that's not white you hang
Your type makes me wanna pull a .45 and bang on a random biker gang
I got more time left with your weird factor-Fear Factor weird rap
Ben Stiller just called he wants you to give him his ears back
You look like-
I bet he can hear that!
You look like Dumbo when your ear's flap

[Round 2: Real Deal]
I can freestyle, but if I broke out the pen I'll maim ya
Bush knocked down the towers, what happened to your flight through Pennsylvania?
Pussy, that's right I'll kill you and I should sock you
Cause you show up to every battle with a boombox holding a stone singing "I will rock you"
Fuck you, I don't care if you live in a castle and think you're urban after
Cause your pops gave you permission to turn your fucking turban backwards
I don't give a flying fuck this faggot will not murk me
Tell your pussy father, "Pump 6, fill 'er up and get me an extra large Slurpee"
Fuck you faggot, for what you did to the Pentagon
I'm stepping on Lebanon weapons drawn
I'll send your father back a video of you and your fucking head is gone
That's right, and you're gonna be mad when I rode your girl
And I ride on that magic carpet, show that bitch A Whole New World
You really are fucking pissing me off
Since your mother has no rights I'll take a shit in her mosque
You beat Jonny Storm? No
You thought you were hard? You're not you're a slouch
And with those eyebrows plus your trash I'll call you Akbar The Grouch
Fuck you
You think you're gonna be a terrorist is [?]
You talk about Ben Stiller's ears? You have the eyebrows from the guy from American Pie