[Round 1: Carter Deems]
It's time you recognize you need exercise plus your flow sucks
No effort so his mom had to drop donuts just so he'd do a toe touch
Know what? This battle is already over world
You have the teeth of an older squirrel with the boobs of The Golden Girls
Somebody get this guy a Snicker he's starting to act like Betty White
That is until spaghetti night when he gets more and more ferocious with every bite
And every time he gets in the car he rubs his tits against the steering wheel
It's not that bad though he always has fresh milk for his cereal
And every time he starts eating a Pop Tart he starts rubbing his top parts
Til they're rock hard produce milk and that saves him a trip to Wal-Mart
Your upper body has so many people confused
This is the one vid' where big boobs doesn't equal more views
It's true, Cobra Ki was a lonely guy until he finally got a girl to call back
And there he is leaned over his ball sack while she fumbled with his bra strap
You look like that chick off of All That or half the cast of Heavy Weights
And his mom caught him in the closet when he was 12, making out with a Little Debbie cake

[Round 2: Carter Deems]
This guy applies rice and butter to his upper thighs and blubber
Yeah I'm a nerd but you're about to get hit with a Dustin Diamond Cutter
And your mom makes people lose their appetite to the point where they don't wanna eat
What I'm trying to say is you should stare in the mirror at least 100 times a week
Good grief, when are you gonna give up the treats?
Oh wait that's right he got fat on purpose so he'd have room for his teeth
And it's ironic you're fat but have that poor coke head glow
How am I supposed to earn stripes battling Ernie from the George Lopez Show?
And you know my flow's unorthodox something you've never seen before
Get to know me then I transform like a Beetleborg
Blasting Burt Bacharach playing hacky sack with a battle ax
Passing back than Ak is an acrobat from flipping my position in any given habitat
This isn't battle rap, this is a mass attack on any aspect of your character
I'll punch through your fat barrier just for being a wack gene carrier
And you have the teeth of terrier but with a scarier gut
It appears as if your wisdom teeth are coming in in the front
[Round 3: Carter Deems]
We get it, you're street make beats with gun noises on ProTools
But you're just a product of a student teacher affair that occurred in home school
Says he's really serving fiends and keeps the Glock handy
Please you're more like John Candy, slanging rock candy
And he is armed with a sharp knife and two forks
This guy's toughest decisions happen in the middle of food court
And he knew exactly what V-Money had eaten just by smelling his vomit
So for the rest of that battle all he thought about was omelettes
You should follow the steps of V-Money and start building your own coffin
You should follow the steps of V-Money and start puking more often
And when you're at your house making out with your girl on the couch
He's just thinking of ways to get her to burp in his mouth
Sorry, sorry
I mean and how am I supposed to lose when I'm battling a Sara Connor knock off
It looks like you gargle with hot sauce and floss with a hot dog
And dude your boobs look like partially inflated bag pipes
And your teeth look like you've been snacking on stalactites