[Round 1: Fresco]
Alright y'all
That was a really white sounding intro
Pipe down a bit though
Y'all are so white, that when white people are in your neighborhood they unlock their car doors and wind down their windows
Y'all motherfuckers call yourself Caucasian American
You think that slaves are imperative and find Fraiser hilarious

[Real Deal]
Yo, fuck having to battle these guys
Y'all are so white if you moved in my neighborhood the property values would rise
See, people call you Oreo's and they have every right
Cause when they hear your music they think Golden Girls

[Fresco]
Betty White
Wait, y'all two motherfuckers are kidding me, right?
This motherfucker thinks that living the life is reading the latest issue of Wizard at night
And I realize I may have never been in a fight
But y'all are whiter than the globally accepted image of Christ

[Real Deal]
Fucking whitest dudes ever
You're just here to fill a quota
If your team was a franchise, you'd move to Minnesota
You trying to act like this kid's a soldier who distributes cocoa?
Trying to cover up the fact your pigment's closer to the skin of Sosa
[Fresco]
Wow
Who could it be?
The black kid from High School Musical 3
See, his fat stepmom thought I was Zac Efron
So she sent him here so he could try to have a reunion with me
Now I realize that this is kind of a shocker
But he was the one kid in gym class excited for soccer
Bitch I'm a Heineken lager, you're a vitamin water
[?] those Phranchyze posters look like from inside of your locker
Ether

[Round 1: Phranchyze]
I can sum up those white jokes in seven words
The most original bars I've ever heard

[Star Almighty]
Y'all n***as about to get slaughtered
You 'bout to get sonned, you 'bout to get daughtered
Trevor, you've been on my shit list ever since you taught him how to french kiss
But we'll talk later I gotta handle some business
So what's happening shit dick?
Does having a limp wrist prohibit you from driving a stick shift?
You're like Kid Twist if he was mid-tier and from the midwest
Check it out, it's Mid Twist
[Phranchyze]
So that means, in case you didn't hear him right
Fuck the Grind Time standings, you're in the middle tier of life
So you, are you a child professor or a child molester?
Talking like you coach the kid's team
Bitch you coach sixth grade girl's volleyball
Last year y'all went 0-16
You want to coach football but the school don't wanna fuck with that
Have the cops like, "Son, where did coach Weller touch you at?"

[Star Almighty]
Ayo, and Fresco been running his mouth, but n***a I'm the man
I should slap the shit out you, but I don't wanna get glitter on my hand
All that yelling you do is too wack
Y'all really feeling how this dude rap?
These n***as made a gay porn called How Trevor Got His Groove Back

[Phranchyze]
He'll say he fucked my mom, girl and sister, those lies aren't offending me
Because none of those women have lesbian tendancies
He beat you on camera and just like a diva you crawl back to him
Ike and Tina
Don't be fooled by Fresco's slight demeanor
He's still Rape-lisberger's top wide receiver

[Star Almighty]
Ayo bitch I'm highly violent
Fresco you're skinny as fuck like you have some type of virus and your role model is Miley Cyrus
Ayo, bitch n***a, what the fuck? What the FUCK?!
[Phranchyze]
He talks like he's gonna hack up and scar me
I'm like, "Fresca, you and what faggoty army?"
Two two threes blasting go on faggot safari
Put this fake bitch in a box; Malibu Barbie

[Round 2: Fresco]
Give me one good reason that he's here
He should turn right back around

[Real Deal]
How did you get here?
You ain't supposed to be here

[Fresco]
Phranchyze picked you as a partner cause he wants to be the best
You found out about that and it's got you feeling stressed
So he called you up, you did your apologies and met
Shit I just thought that he would text
But I guess him and Star 69 when he wants to reconnect

[Real Deal]
Why do you claim Texas, knowing you were born and raised in Ghana?
Yo, at 15 you were adopted by a whore, her name? Madonna
Growing up in your tribe, you would all dance the dudes would hold hands
Wearing leftover shirts that said Buffalo Bills Super Bowl Champs
I played tribe leader to this pussy

[Fresco]
Sewing shit up

[Real Deal]
Check his vagina region Kap
Someone get this faggot Dashiki to go with that African tiki mask
Ayo, I'ma decorated marksmen while you clapping a blank

[Fresco]
While I'm coming with a strap that'll dismantle a tank

[Real Deal]
These two Playstation cats will get shanked

[Fresco]
Expect nothing

[Real Deal]
Eject button

[Fresco]
I'll pop out the Ratchet and Clank

[Real Deal]
Yo, my goons keep the metal for a Texas Ranger, that iron gon' bust
They got the reading level of a second grader, my guys will roll up
In a car full of white trash, I don't mean Styrofoam cups
And they told me if I had the slightest problem, that I could call 'em
You'll have a buck knife sliding down your spinal column like a giant slalom

[Round 2: Star Almighty]
Fresco, acting like you're above me, that shit stops here
Cause just in case it's not clear, getting bodied by Soul Khan does not make you top tier

[Phranchyze]
If your team had a highlight reel, it would highlight Real
You're a backup posted on the sideline still
You probably steal pills and pimp her out at the steel mill
Like, "Six bucks for a blowjob, that's a real deal."

[Star Almighty]
Ayo, Real Deal teaches middle schoolers and this dude think he can diss me
Bitch how you spitting 16's wearing some Route 66 jeans?
And Fresco, I teamed up with Phranchyze so I could get respect
You teamed up with Real Deal so you could be the teacher's pet
Ayo, you're a gay dude, your father hates you
And God said, "Pause" when he made you

[Phranchyze]
But, real talk, my girl said, you did holler at her
But she told me something else
She told me after five minutes of game spitting she told you to "go fuck yourself"
And you were like, "No please. I love you. Don't leave me or I'll cut myself."

[Star Almighty]
Yo Real Deal, your mom be after my cum like it's a saving grace
She pays me to fuck but she don't get her next paycheck 'til after Labor Day so I let her put my dick on layaway
I even fuck your son's mother for decent money
While he sits in the corner wrapped up in a pinkish snuggie
Humming the tune to Jesus Loves Me

[Phranchyze]
Your style's so predictable, I kinda know how it works
Hop down on a cat when you're not on his turf
Hit his city, the first thing you do is shout him out in a verse
I guess Deal's like a stripper when he rattles off his lines
He just rides whoever's dick he has to at the time
And that Working's Man gimmick, that's really a fraud
N***a, you're a teacher that's not even a blue collar job
I find it really a shame you have the word "Real" in your name
When not much about you is legitimate dawg

[Round 3: Real Deal]
I might show a city love then I'll use it in a punch or two
But I go back to that city like a man to face the music like conductors do

[Fresco]
Alright, now let me tell y'all why Star Eater's looking sloppy
Cause at the telly Phran' got to greet him in the lobby
He came down with nothing but a Speedo on his body
Open his towel up and said "Bienvenidos a Miami"

[Real Deal]
We the team to contend with cause every bar's ether
You ain't a franchise player and you ain't a star eater

[Fresco]
So how the fuck do you even imagine you comparable
Motherfucker if your grandmother passed it'd be hysterical
I can't think of one person who thinks a rap from you is bearable

[Real Deal]
Sonny what you think?

[Sonny Bamboo]
I'll be honest bro he's absolutely terrible

[Fresco]
So I'm battling Star Eater, the eater of stars
Who follows D list celebrities when they're leaving the bar
And gets their penis's hard in the backseat of a car
Plus you jump on Phranchyze like leaves in a yard
Tell him not to speak and fall asleep in his arms
But really the only reason he was a star
Is cause Bill Clinton needed a place to leave his cigar

[Real Deal]
This is every Star Eater verse
"Motherfucker ayo
Yo, yo' mama's a big slut
Ayo I put six bucks in a tip cup and she let me take her home and fist fuck
After one evening in Cleveland, we ran a train and got mixed up
And she took the bitch back to Alabama and gave birth to a Prince Tut"

[Fresco]
Kap brought out the best battlers in the world here, I gotta give him props
But I was just thinking about one thing while my flight was lifting off
Damn, I wonder how much Star Eater's ticket cost?

[Real Deal]
Enough with the jokes, this event's so star studded this could be the biggest one of the year
There's talent from everywhere, why the fuck are you here?!
In WRC's he got brolic with Eurgh like this motherfucker is tough
You took your loss like a bitch and threw Zeale under the bus
So if y'all lose today and this ends on a sour note
I'll hit this motherfucker so hard he won't remember the Alamo

[Round 3: Star Almighty]
Ayo, so want to do a Star Eater impression
But we're trying to make your asses out the bracket
I would do an impersonation of you but this is not the time to be acting like a faggot

[Phranchyze]
My shit's super intelligent, we're next to the red cap
I heard a voice but I can't see him, who the fuck said that?

[Star Almighty]
Ayo, Real Deal's baby moms is a BBW
The bitch so big when she in front of you, you can mistake her for a BMW
He said he got a big bitch, but she really a thick bitch
She won't even lick my dick tip unless I covered it in Bisquick
Ayo, and I'ma leave this bum's head swole
By the way, tell your son it's not a monster in his closet, it's just Fresco

[Phranchyze]
I bet in Real Deal's closet is just Ecko
Everything you say is dumb as shit
And real talk, what kind of fucking gun is this?
If you EVER heard the bucking from the strap
Or the {ka ka} cuffing of the gat
You'd be ducking in the back like, "What the fuck was that?!"
N***a, how the fuck are you gonna blast me with the mili'?
Or splash me with the semi?
Faggot, it looks like you take fashion tips from Zeale

[Star Almighty]
And Real Deal takes rapping tips from Zeale
Ayo, after they lose, he's gonna be disturbed
Like, "I didn't come all the way from Pittsburgh to get served from these N words."

[Phranchyze]
I don't believe you cock nines or drop that four fifth
Are you that n***a who cried when you lost to Kid Twist?
Tears in your eyes trying to look like a gentleman like:

[Star Almighty]
"I'm not crying it's just the adrenaline."
Ayo, I would talk about how you got raped in your battle with Soul Khan but that would be lame and silly
Cause everybody knows you can't rape the willing
Ayo, yo bitch and what's worse is earlier he told me his butt hurt
I said, "What you think they robbed you?" He's like, "Nah man my butt hurts."

[Phranchyze]
So if you say you pop Glocks and put hands on the heat
Machete blades fly lop off your hands and your feet
You'll bleed out before you toes even lands in the street
At the funeral the padre's will put his hands on your cheek
Like, "Spirit tu sante. Phran' is a beast."