[COFFEE MAN, spoken]
Coffee break!

[BUD, spoken]
There's no coffee. 

[SMITTY, spoken]
No coffee?!

[BUD, spoken]
No coffee. 

[SMITTY, spoken]
No coffee!

[ALL]
*screams*

[BUD]
If I can't take
My coffee break
My coffee break
My coffee break
If I can't take
My coffee break
Something within me dies
[COMPANY]
Dies down and something within me dies

[SMITTY]
If I can't make
Three daily trips
Where shining shrine
Benignly drips
And taste cardboard
Between my lips
Something within me dies

[COMPANY]
Dies down and something within me dies

[?]
No coffee...

[COMPANY]
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
[SMITTY]
No coffee!
That office's light
Doesn't have to be florescent
I'll get no pains
In my head
That office chair
Doesn't have to be foam rubber
So if I spread, so I spread
But only one chemical substance
Gets out the lead

[COMPANY]
Like she said?
If I can't take
My coffee break
My coffee break
My coffee break...
If I can't take
My coffee break...

[SMITTY]
Gone is the sense of enterprise

[COMPANY]
All gone and something within me dies
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
No coffee!
Aaaah!

If I can't take
My coffee break
My coffee break
My coffee break...
If I can't take
My coffee break...

[SMITTY]
Somehow the soul no longer tries

[COMPANY]
Coffee, coffee...

[BUD]
Somewhere I don't metabolize

[COMPANY]
Coffee, coffee...

[SMITTY & BUD]
Something within me...

[COMPANY]
Coffee or otherwise...
Coffee or otherwise...
Coffee or otherwise...
Something inside of me...
Dies!