Frank Loesser
Act One Finale
[FINCH, spoken]
Hello, operator, who paint names on office doors?

[ROSEMARY, spoken]
Finch, aren't you going to kiss me?

[FINCH, spoken]
Kiss you? I can't

[ROSEMARY, spoken]
Why not?

[FINCH, spoken]
You're my secretary. Wait a minute, Rosemary. Hello, name painter?

[ROSEMARY, spoken]
"Wait a minute, Rosemary. Hello, name painter"?

[FINCH, spoken]
This is Mr. Finch . I want my name on my door in gold leaf...
J. Pierpont Finch. J. Pierpont[ROSEMARY]
Suddenly there is music
In the sound of my name
 
Rosemary
 
 
 
 
Rosemary
 
 
 
All of my life-time program
Will be more of the same
 
 
Remember me, Rosemary?
 
Whatever happened to
Rosemary? 
[FINCH]
All capitals
 
Yes, block letters
J. Pierpont
 
Vice-President
 
In Charge of Advertising
 
 
F-I-N-C-H
 
 
 
 
The usual spelling
J. Pierpont
 
 
 
 
 
 
Boy! When you see it on your own door... 
 
 
 
 
 
 
[FRUMP]
Vice-President
 
 
There must be a way to stop him
There must be
There must
 
 
 
 
J. Pierpont, J. Pierpont
 
 
I can't stand it![FINCH/ROSEMARY]
There is wonderful music
In the very sound
Of your name 
[FRUMP]
I will return!
I will return!