[Intro: Ryan Magee & Nathan]
Alright Ryan, thanks for, uh, agreeing to do this with me
Yup
Okay, uh, you be the girl, I'll be the boy

[Verse 1: Ryan Magee & Nathan]
I really can't stay (Baby, it's cold outside)
I've got to go away (But, baby, it's cold outside)
This evening has been (Been hoping that you'd drop in)
So very nice (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice)
My mother will—sorry, I fucked up that one (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
My father will—I fucked up that one too, I'm sorry (Listen to that fireplace roar)
So really I'd better scurry (Beautiful, please don't hurry)
Well, maybe just a half a drink more (I'll put some records on while I'll pour)
The neighbors might think (Baby, it's bad out there)
So, what's in this drink? (No cabs to be had out there)
Wish I knew how (Your eyes are like starlight now)
To break this... spell (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell)
I ought to say, "No, no, sir" (Mind if I move in closer?)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried (What's the sense of hurting my pride?)

[Chorus: Ryan Magee & Both]
I really can't stay
Baby, it's cold outside

[Verse 2: Ryan Magee & Nathan]
The evening has been... (Oh, we're doing the whole thing?)
The answer is no (But, baby, it's cold outside)
The welcome has been (How lucky that you dropped in)
So nice and warm (Look out the window at that storm)
My sister will be suspicious (Gosh, your lips look delicious)
My mother will—fuck! (Waves upon the tropical shore)
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious (Gosh your lips are hypothetically delicious)
Well, maybe just a cigarette more (Never such a blizzard before)
I've gotta get home (But baby, you'll freeze out there)
Say, lend me a coat (It's up to your knees out there)
Been really... been (I thrill when you touch my hand)
But don't you see? (How can you do this thing to me?)
There's bound to be talk tomorrow (Think of my lifelong sorrow)
At least there will be plenty implied (If you got pneumonia and died)
[Chorus: Ryan Magee, Nathan & Both]
I really can't stay
(Get over... cold out)
Baby, it's cold out... Sor...
Ba, ba... Dammit
Baby, it's cold
Baby, it's cold outside...
Oh. What the fu—

[Outro: Ryan Magee & Nathan]
Thank you, Ryan
Do you wanna go grab a drink, actually? Maybe some milk, couple of cigarettes?