I slipped out this afternoon
And I bought love insurance
A most exclusive dress from gay Paris
It's sleek, and chic, and magnifique
With sex beyond endurance
It's me, it's me, it's absolutely me!
And why? One guy...

This irresistible Paris original
I'm wearing tonight
I'm wearing tonight
Specially for him

This irresistible Paris original's
All paid for and mine
I must look divine
Specially for him

Suddenly he will see me
And suddenly he'll go dreamy
And blame it all on
His own masculine whim!
Never knowing that

This irresistible Paris original
I'm wearing tonight
I'm wearing tonight
Specially for him
For him
This irresistible Paris original
I'm wearing tonight
She's wearing tonight!
And I could spit!

Some irresponsible dress manufacturer
Just didn't play fair
I'm one of a pair
And I could spit

39 bucks I hand out
For something to made me stand out
And suddenly I've gone into mimeograph!
Some laugh!

This irresistible Paris original
This mass produced crime
I'm wearing tonight
For the very last time!