[CLEO]
Ooh! My feet!
My poor, poor feet!
Betcha your life a waitress earns her pay
I've been on my feet
My poor, poor feet
All day long today

Ooh, my toes!
My poor, poor toes!
How can I give the service with a smile?
When I'm on my toes
My poor, poor toes
Mile after mile after mile after mile after mile

This little piggy's only broken
This little piggy's on the bum
This little piggy's in the middle
Consequently, absolutely numb
This little piggy feels the weight of the plate
Though the freight's just an ordеr of Melba toast
And this little piggy is the littlеst little piggy
But the big son of a, hurts the most!

Ooh, my feet!
My poor, poor feet!
Betcha your life a waitress earns her pay
I've been on my feet
My poor, poor feet
All day long today
Doin' my blue plate special ballet!