[WOMAN, spoken]
Oh, there's the postman!

[POSTMAN]
Come a-runnin'

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
The mail is in!
The mail is in, the mail is in, the mail is in

[POSTMAN]
Farnsworth!

[FARNSWORTH, spoken]
Here I am!

[POSTMAN]
Your uncle's all right
Johnson!

[JOHNSON, spoken]
Yep!

[POSTMAN]
You better pay the gas and light
Sullivan!
[SULLIVAN]
That's me!

[POSTMAN]
You're here, thank the Lord!
Sullivan, you're breakin' my back with Montgomery Ward
Van Pelt!

[VAN PELT, spoken]
Uh huh. 

[POSTMAN]
Your sister had a baby girl
Greene!

[GREENE]
Herbie Greene?

[POSTMAN, spoken]
Say!
(sung)
Who's Pearl?
Esposito!

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
That's for Tony
That's for Tony
That's for Tony
Where's Tony Esposito?
The mail order love affair
The mail order love affair
Everybody's following
The mail order love affair of Tony Esposito!

[TONY, spoken]
Aspetta un momento!
(sung)
At's-a me!
(spoken)
Che bellezza! E bella come un colpo di cannone! Che bella faccia!

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
What did she write ya?
What did she write ya?
What did she write ya now?

[TONY]
Hey! I'm-a the most happy fella
In the Napa Valley
In the whole Napa Valley, the most happy man
At's-a me
Look-a my Rosabella

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
He's the most happy fella
[TONY]
Look-a my Rosabella

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
Look at his Rosabella

[TONY]
She was-a send me her photograph
And she was ask-a me for mine

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
Ooh, fine, that's-a fine, that's-a fine, that's-a fine
Look at the most happy fella

[TONY]
You wait and you see!

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
In the whole Napa Valley

[TONY]
She gonna marry me!

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
Good luck to you, Tony Esposito!

[MAN, spoken]
Hey, Tony, how'd it all get started?

[WOMAN, spoken]
Yeah, tell us about it, Tony. 

[TONY, spoken]
You wait and I will-a tell you

(sung)
In the winter time from Frisco
She was-a write to me one postcard
And then I was-a write
And then she was-a write
And then I was-a write, then she was-a write
Then me, then she, then me, then she

And now she's-a make the springtime come so fast!
She's-a make the green come on the vine!
She was-a send me her photograph
And she was ask-a me for mine

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
That's-a fine, that's-a fine, that's-a fine
Look at the most happy fella

[TONY]
Grazie!

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
In the whole Napa Valley

[TONY]
Madonna! Madonna! So much I'm-a holler
I bet you a dollar I bust-a my collar
Take-a one look-a my face, whaddaya see?

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
The most happy fella
The most—

[TONY]
At's-a me!

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
Happy man!