[Verse 1]
Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging
Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bell I'd be ringing
From the moment we kissed tonight
That's the way I've just got to behave
Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light
And If I were a banner I'd wave

[Verse 2]
Ask me how do I feel
Little me with my quiet upbringing
Well sir, all I can say is if I were a gate I'd be swinging
And if I were a watch I'd start
Popping my spring
Or if I were a bell
I'd go ding dong, ding dong, ding

[Verse 3]
Ask me how do I feel
From this chemistry lesson I'm learning
Well sir, all I can say is if I wеre a bridge I'd be burning
Yеs, I knew my morale would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked
[Verse 4]
Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're fondly caressing
Pal, if I were a salad
I know I'd be splashing my dressing
Or if I were a season
I'd surely be spring
Or I were a bell
If I were a bell
If I were a bell
I'd go ding dong, ding dong
Ding