[Intro: Liz Callaway, Sarah Chapman, Liz Callaway & Sarah Chapman]
Two and two are four
Four and four are eight
Eight and eight are sixteen
Sixteen and sixteen are thirty-two
Two and two are four
Four and four are eight
That's all you have on your business-like mind
Two and two are four
Four and four are eight
How can you be so blind?

[Verse 1: Liz Callaway]
Inchworm, inchworm
Measuring the marigolds
You and your arithmetic
You'll probably go far

[Verse 2: Liz Callaway]
Inchworm, inchworm
Measuring the marigolds
Seems to me you'd stop and see
How beautiful they are

[Bridge: Liz Callaway & Sarah Chapman]
Two and two are four (Inchworm, inchworm)
Four and four are eight (Measuring the marigolds)
Eight and eight are sixteen (You are your arithmetic)
Sixteen and sixteen are thirty-two (You'll probably go far)
[Verse 2: Liz Callaway]
Inchworm, inchworm
Measuring the marigolds
Seems to me you'd stop and see
How beautiful they are

[Outro: Sarah Chapman]
Two and two are four
Four and four are eight
Eight and eight are sixteen
Sixteen and sixteen are thirty-two
Two and two are four
Four and four are eight
Eight and eight are sixteen
Sixteen and