[English Translation]
Lalala lalala lala lalala lalala lala...

The Hatsune festival is gonna be fucking great
Everyone'll be crying in pain when they hear the memorial service
I've got the shittiest job ever, but who cares?
It's gonna be a full house

This is bloody Shangrila
Get your J-pop trash outta here
There's some loser taking some middle-aged cosplayer's photo
Come on now, let's sing

DADADADA DAMN!!
There's no special reason
Or meaning behind it
Kinda like a rainy day

DADADADA DAMN!!
There's no special reason
Or meaning to it
But let's sing like the howling wind

There's a weird mix of old guys wearing girls' clothing
And there are some kids with crazy hair like Mozart
And a mermaid who totally missed the mark trying to look motherly
They're all gathered here for this vocal prayer

Ah, even the final report card from grade school
Even the 88th anniversary of three-year* imprisonment
Even a couple coupons for your income
There's a sound for that

DADADADA DAMN!!
There's no special reason
Or meaning behind it
Kinda like a rainy day

DADADADA DAMN!!
There's no special reason
Or meaning to it
Kinda like the howling wind
DADADADA DAMN!!
There's no special reason
Or meaning behind it
Kinda like life

DADADADA DAMN!!
There's no special reason
Or meaning to it
But let's sing like we're alive and kicking

Lalala lalala lala lalala lalala lala...