それ本気でやってんの ねえ おばけを舐めてんの
また枕元  立ってんの もう何回やってんの
「ほら、怖がれ」という態度 
「怖がって欲しい」という展望
あなたはどっちかな　（知らん）
神はおっしゃる  どっちでもいい

心霊写真は  ウケねらい
誰でもわかる ウケねらい
渋い呪いも  ウケねらい
玄人に向けた ウケねらい
てっとりばやく恐怖与えたい
日進月歩 恐怖磨きたい
よそはよそ　うちはうち 
鬼は外から福は内

自分がない 自分がないから浮かばれない
持論がある 持論があるから報われたい
流行りに乗ってるけど好きでやってんの
ねえ それとも魂売って自分殺してんの

ひゅ～どろろ　ひゅ～どろろ
滑ってるのに みんなは称賛
日々 労働を　のち法要を
続けます　わたしの好きなウケねらいを

じんわり火が灯る ローソク吹き消し
大音量のラップ音で すべてが台無し
ありがち？ いやスタンダード
斬新？ いや出オチ
心霊スポットのレビュー 怨念の考察

その方法は 受け入れない
胡散臭いから受け入れない
その発想は　受け入れたい
不器用だけど受け入れたい
効率よく テキトーに化けたい
損するけど ディテール詰めたい
よそはよそ　うちはうち
大体が絵に描いた餅

事件がない 事件がないから リアルじゃない
危険がある 危険があるから みんなは期待
悪霊のイッてる感じ わざと出してんの
ねえ それとも 根っから天才でぶっとんでんの
ひゅ～どろろ　ひゅ～どろろ
嗤ってたのに　あえなく降参
意気揚々と　死後ひょうひょうと
わかってるのに　やめられぬウケねらいよ

生前から引いてばっかりのはずれくじ
好きだったおばけはどっか行って神隠し
やったもん勝ちの許せるラインがぼやけだし
大嫌いなオカルトをみんなが好きでも
そういうもんだし

自分がない 自分がないから浮かばれない
持論がある 持論があるから報われたい
流行りに乗ってるけど好きでやってんの
ねえ それとも 魂売って自分殺してんの

ひゅ～どろろ　ひゅ～どろろ
滑ってるのに みんなは称賛
ひゅ～どろろ　ひゅ～どろろ
嗤ってたのに　あえなく降参
ひゅ～どろろ　ひゅ～どろろ
日々 労働を　のち法要を
意気揚々と　死後ひょうひょうと
続けます　わたしの好きなウケねらいを

ばぁ～～
English

Are you being serious, hey?! Are you lookin' down on us ghosts?!
Yet again I'm loomin' by your pillow. How many times? Only God knows

"Come on, get scared!" - that kind of attitude
"I want you to be scared..." - that prospect, too
You- Which are you; which one describes? (*shrug*!)

God himself says - it doesn't matter which

Ghost pics are all plays to audience
Cheap antics pander to audience
Sullen curses look for reaction
Aimed at devotees - plays to audience

I wanna fill people with terror, quickly
I wanna improve all of my scaring, smoothly
The outside is out, the inside is in
(Demons come from out, fortune comes from within)

I have no "self" -- I have no "self"; to pass on, I cannot
Own opinions -- own opinions - rewarded from, I want
Might be goin' with trends, but I'm doin' it 'cause I had sought!
... Or hey, maybe, I'm selling off my soul and killing my "self"?

Boo-yoo-ooo-ooo, boo-yoo-ooo-ooo
Even though jokes are bombing, all compliment?!
Continue labor -- after-death service
Continuing the kinds, that "I" like, plays to the audience ascent

A flame gently comes to life ~ ~ Then the candle is extinguished ~ ~
And with a large rap-tapping sound from me, whole thing turns to mess

Common occurrence? No... Standard
New? Nah, punchline's stale-mannered
Ghost spot review -- examination of my grudges

That technique will not be well-received
Fishy, suspicious; accepted - won't be
Want this idea to be accepted
I mean it is awkward, but I want it!

I wanna efficiently disguise myself
I'll lose out, but I wanna work out the details
The outside is out, the inside is in
(Drawing castles in the sky, within)

No incidents, no incidents; To be real, I am not
Danger to it, danger to it; that's why all have high hopes and thoughts
Feeling of vengeful ghost goin' wild, I'm deliberately producin'--
Or hey, maybe I'm just naturally goin' weird with genius?

Boo-yoo-ooo-ooo, boo-yoo-ooo-ooo
Though they laughed, in the end all comes to surrender
Triumphantly from the world postmortem--
I know all that, but I just cannot stop... This play to the audience

When I was alive, I made people uncomfortable ... (uncomfortable)
The ghost I liked went off somewhere and spirited away (spirited away)
The line of forgiving first comes first served, is all blurry
I mean, the occult I hate, all love it, but... That's how it is, maybe

I have no "self" -- I have no "self"; to pass on, I cannot
Own opinions -- own opinions - rewarded from, I want
Might be goin' with trends, but I'm doin' it 'cause I had sought!
... Or hey, maybe, I'm selling off my soul and killing my "self"...?

Boo-yoo-ooo-ooo, boo-yoo-ooo-ooo
Even though jokes are bombing, all compliment?!
Boo-yoo-ooo-ooo, boo-yoo-ooo-ooo
Though they laughed, in the end all comes to surrender...

Boo-yoo-ooo-ooo, boo-yoo-ooo-ooo
Triumphantly from the world postmortem
Continue labor -- after-death service--

Continuing the kinds, that "I" like, plays to the audience ascent

Bwaah~ ~