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Merry Christmas, Mitch
Make a Christmas wish
“Santa ain't real”
You're a Christmas snitch
Santa needs a backrub
He got Christmas itch
Nintendo as a present
You get Christmas Switch
I’ll be home for christmas
Yeah, i’ll Christmas hitch
I can't grab my presents
I'll just Christmas reach
You know school is out
I can't Christmas teach
Or maybe you got no one
You got Christmas zilch

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You get a subscription
To Christmas Twitch
I'm gonna punch you
You Christmas flinch
That show at the Emmy's
Was Creekmas Schitt's
What comedy duo?
Chong and Cheech
South Hemisphere is summer
You go Christmas beach
Who marriеs Bowser?
Princess Peach
I likе music
That's my christmas niche
Oh, you want some pie
Get some Christmas quiche

(Quiche)

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