I'm a
I'm a

[Chorus]
I'm a freak
Yeah
In the Google Sheets
Yeah
I ain't talking sleep
No
You're a pleasure I'mma please
Yeah
I'm a freak
What you want, give you everything you need
You're my favorite job, like a frog we could leap
Go together, I ain't gotta think
Life is Zelda, I'm just tryna Link

[Verse 1: Hatsune Miku, Een Glish]
Tryna link
I'm a legend, I'm a Key
In my element, in my Fe
We can merge cells horizontally

Yeah
Pivot table, you're so interactive
Everything about you so attractive
So attractive, like a magnet
If it's beef we can squash, we can smash it

We can smash it
If it's Miku and Een, it's a smash-hit
Google Chrome to your dome do a backflip
I'mma really sing to these engines let 'em have it

[Chorus]
I'm a freak
Yeah
In the Google Sheets
Yeah
I ain't talking sleep
No
You're a pleasure I'mma please
Yeah
I'm a freak
What you want, give you everything you need
You're my favorite job, like a frog we could leap
Go together, I ain't gotta think
Life is Zelda, I'm just tryna Link
[Verse 2: Een Glish]
I'm just tryna link
You a poke fun, I'm a taunt, you a tease
Got a lot of body, you a polygon team
That's a lotta prose, wrap your text around me
I can show you how to edit how to eat
You're a meal, you're a snack, you're a treat
You're my RSS you're my feed
Wanna ride shotgun Mozambique
Yeah
Any day of the week
All you gotta do is speak
You don't wanna quit, I don't wanna leave
We can do anything
We want

[Chorus]
I'm a freak
In the Google Sheets
I ain't talking sleep
You're a pleasure I'mma please
Yeah
I'm a freak
What you want give you everything you need
You're my favorite job like a frog we could leap
Go together I ain't gotta think
Life is Zelda I'm just tryna Link