[Verse 1: Isaac Holman & Laurie Vincent]
Soft play? (What mate?)
Nah, I don't like this spineless shit
Not one bit, I thought you were it
Turns out you're just another couple of overly emotional pricks, oi
Get these liberal lefties typical
This shit isn't cool, I'm done with it all
Are there any real men left in Britain?
I'm starting to think that there isn't

[Chorus: Isaac Holman]
I don't like change
Punk's dead, pushing up daisies
Come and get a load of these P.C. babies
Why can't you just stay the same?
Punk's dead, pushing up daisies
Come and get a load of this shit

[Verse 2: Isaac Holman & Laurie Vincent]
Soft play? (What matе?) Should've done your resеarch
I want my money back, boys, for the t-shirts
Should've run it by me first
Is your back sore? I bet your knees hurt
Is this another publicity stunt?
Thought you were rowdy, thought you were punks (Punks)
What the fuck's with the new name anyway?
Soft play? More like soft cunts
[Chorus: Isaac Holman]
I don't like change
Punk's dead, pushing up daisies
Come and get a load of these P.C. babies
Why can't you just stay the same?
Punk's dead, pushing up daisies
Come and get a load of this shit

[Bridge: Robbie Williams]
I love you but I disagree
This is bullshit
And I just wanted you to know
Snowflake, snowflake
Cherries on the woke cake
But I'll still see you at your show (Listen guys, I don't mind you changing your name)
I love you but I disagree (Like, I understand the whole "P.C.", whatever the fuck bullshit)
This is bullshit
(But your new name sucks ass)
And I just wanted you to know
(What's the worst name you've ever heard for a band?)
Snowflake, snowflake (Change it back, change it back)
Cherries on the woke cake
But I'll still see you at your show (Hurts my heart)

[Pre-Chorus: Isaac Holman]
Punk's dead, punk's dead, 'cause of you punk's dead
And to think I believed all that shit that you said
Johnny Rotten is turning in his bed
I was gonna say "grave" but the fucker ain't dead
[Chorus: Isaac Holman]
I don't like change
Punk's dead, pushing up daisies
Come and get a load of these P.C. babies
Why can't you just stay the same?
Punk's dead, pushing up daisies
Come and get a load of this shit