[Intro: Jon Mess]
Ask me, I'm fine, or I will be
I got a bulletproof vest on and the cure for AIDS
And a pill that makes me happy
Ask me, I'm fine, or I will be
I've got the cure for loneliness
And a pill that makes all my problems resolved

[Verse 1: Jon Mess]
I've got a bulletproof vest on and I wiretapped your brain
I want to do this right, dyno, dyn-o-mite

[Pre-Chorus: Kurt Travis]
You should have just listened to your friends
You would have been over this by now
I thought we told each other to live in different worlds

[Chorus: Kurt Travis, Jon Mess]
Oh, you should have listened to your friends
You would have been over this by now, over this by now
(Well it sure is complicated, but I still know)
Oh, there's only so much I can take
But I guess we'll never really find out, never really find out
(That I can get frustrated and snort that blow)

[Verse 2: Jon Mess]
Rate me and judge me on a graph that you drew
Hope I compare to the friends that left you for dead
[Bridge: Kurt Travis, Jon Mess]
I guess I'm not making myself perfectly clear
I guess I'm not making myself perfectly clear
How many times, how many times
How many times is this gonna happen?
How many times, how many times
How many times is this gonna happen?
I've got to blame all these people
As fast as I motherfucking can
You were fooled, this ain't no fucking day job

[Chorus: Kurt Travis, Jon Mess]
Oh, you should have listened to your friends
You would have been over this by now, over this by now
(Well it sure is complicated, but I still know)
Oh, there's only so much I can take
But I guess we'll never really find out, never really find out
(That I can get frustrated and snort that blow)

[Outro: Kurt Travis]
Suddenly, we startle ourselves
Staring upon each other in silence, silence
To think this whole time we're provoking each other in blinding violence