Uh is this the electric gate opener's place?

Yes

You guys, you guys specialize in opening electronic gates and stuff?

Yes we do

Alright listen. Between you and me, **heavy breathing** OHHHH. My neighbors are gone for two weeks and they've got one of these souped up fucking fences but they got a lot of hi-fi equipment and inside if you guys can come over and open her gate, we go in and clеan the place out. I'll hook your ass up with some fucking shit. Likе electronic shit. Does this sound good to you?

Umm

Bitch! You giving me silent shit? **Rings** Open the fucking gate you stupid bitch!

Excuse me?

Oh oh my God I thought it was Steve's house oh I'm so sorry

I...

What? Huh? Are you there?

Yeah Hailey's sister

This is...take down my name and number. You ready? Carl
Uh huh

My phone number is 692-08 uhhhh that's a 1

You hold. I'll call police right now

No! What? Huh? What?

I will call the police right now

No! Oh my God! What do you mean? I thought we were going to get that hi-fi stuff

I'm sorry

I thought we were going to get the hi-fi stuff

What are you speaking about?

What am I thinking about?

I said what are you?

I'm thinking about chocolate rivers flowing with candy cane gum drops and life savers made of cheese! Uhhhhhhhh Uhhhhhhhhhh!

I'm calling the police!
Revved up like a douche in the middle of the night Uhhhhhhh! Hello? You said you'd call the police? You fucked up. You ain't calling shit. Go ahead call them. I fucking dare you. Listen to me wipe my ass