Hello?

Yo you’re like three minutes late

Huh?

That’s gonna cost you ten points. Ah?

What? **Laughs**

You’re already ten points out. Now what are you gonna do about?

Why am I? What? **Laughter**

**Pretends to hit joint** My God…how did I? Wha-huh?

**Laughter** What are you going to?

**Indecipherable and more laughter** Yo so how come you didn’t come over?

What’re you gonna do?

Man, what y’all doing?

**Laughter**
What y’all doing? Man you got…smoking that spinach and shit?

Hello?

Damn! Dayum woman! Yo laughin’ off yo god damn ass!
Who is this?

Well damn the hell you think it is? What’s up? What y’all doing there? Huh? Y’all mother fuckers gettin’ high? Smoke that crazy shit man, I call ya ass up, brotha I hear nothin’ but some big fat ass laughing HAAAAA HAAAAA LAAAAA!

Damn **laughs**

What’s up?

No I don’t know who this is

What’s up? What y’all doing?

Who is this?

Who this man who is that?

What? **Laughs**

What? HAHA

What we doin’? We lookin’ at TV
You lookin’ at TV?

Yeah

Yo y’all smoke that crazy?

What y’all doin’?

Nothin, what y’all gonna do tonight? Y’all roll over to busy housе?

What? I’m about to get. I’m leaving soon

Wherе y’all goin’?

I’m I’m goin’ out

Man I know you goin’ the corner Rachel. I told ya get yo ass off the corner but ya never listen woman. What don’t you come home and cook me a hot cooked meal, god damn it

A hot cooked meal?
Straight up. Home cookin’ it been a long time!

Yeah it’s been a long…

Yesss it has black eyed peas. MMmmmmm. Rice and beans

That’s what’s up. And some fried chicken
Yeah that’s what I’m sayin’

Mhmmmm

What y’all gonna do?

What? I don’t know yet

Get outta there. Who up at yo crib now?

Huh?

Whose up there now?

I’m in my room

You’re in… yeah! I mean who at yo place though, anybody?

Yeah my roommate

You gettin’ along with her?

Huh?

You gettin’ along with her?

Yeah

She’s alright

What’s the what they ass

Man…say what?

What you be sayin’?

I’m talkin’. I say ya like yo roommate?

Do I like my roommate?

Yeah

Yeah…

She alright right?

Huh?

She alright? My both got with her

She alright

My boy got with her though

Got with her?

Man he stuck it in her

What y’all doin’ tonight? Hold on

I’ll hold on to my cock for you

What y’all doin’

Mhmm uh?

Hello?

What’s up?

What’re you doin’?

Man I’m over I just leave. I’m down on 57th Street. I’m goin’ to the. We comin’ back up tonight. Yeah. I just wanted to see what was goin’ on up there tonight?

Ain’t nothin’ goin’ on up there?

Man I didn’t think there was. This town’s beat like a mother fuck

Who is this?

Man. I’m about ready to get me some Heinz 57 sauce

What? Some what?

You know what I said?

What doin’ you?

Heinz 57 sauce baby

Heinz 57 sauce?

Yeah god damn shit man mother fuck. I spread that shit on my ass uhhhhh. Know what I’m sayin?

Uh-huh

When I be with a woman, ain’t nothin’ stop my 57 specialty sauce. God damn mother

How you get this number?

Maaaaan you know who dis is!

Who is this?

Man it ya boy’s cousin he told me to call this mother fucking line and say mother fucker. He told me to say Heinz 57 ass. He told me to ass say punk ass bitch. Mhmmmm?

Oh. I don’t know. I ain’t playin’?

You ain’t playin’?

I’m playin’ cards

I don’t be callin’ no line

Why would they?

I don’t know what you sayin’ so I mean

Which one, which one y’all mother fuckin’ kicker on the fuckin’ football there. Ain’t you a kicker?

I ain’t no kicker for the football team
I heard you was kickin’ and runnin’ round with dem boys

I ain’t kickin’

I heard what you were doin’ in that locker room

I don’t. I don’t be in the locker room

You were definitely kickin’ in the mother fucking locker room. **slurping noises**

No I don’t even know where no locker room is

Yeah because you got something in your eyes every time you leaving

I have something in my eyes every time leaving?

God damn I think mother fuckin’ see them girls leaving there, how they find their mother fuckin’ way? Get your self one of them mother fuckin’ seeing eye dogs

Whatever

We gon down to the shore tonight

You are?

Yeah cuz there ain’t nothing happening back up there. We gonna feed the seagulls some mother fucking alka seltzer and shit

Uh-huh

Y’all wanna come watch dem birds fucking pop?

Sure

After they pop, I fuck ‘em. **Laughter**

After what?

I say what? I said after we get dem birds, Imma buck ‘em with a bucket. Imma get ‘em with a bucket. No shit I told you Imma fuck ‘em I am god damn right. Them birds all warm and shit. Fuckin’ fe-fi-fo mother fucker. Fe-fi mother fuck you in the

I don’t know why people be playing

God damn mother fucker god damn. Alright Imma let ya ass outta here

Where they at?

See them webbed foot? Cup them around my nut? Alright

What’re you callin’ bout?

Tell them to look at your window. Look out the mother fuckin’ window and you’ll see me at the payphone

Ain’t no payphone around here

Look out the window

Look out the window?

Don’t be playing. Look out the mother fuckin’ window

Ain’t no payphone around here

Look out and look hard!

**Laughter** Alright where we at then?

I’m over right by shop rite where them mother fuckin’ live ass lobsters are. Imma pinch one

Alright. I don’t even know where no shop rite is

Shop rite? Man y’all know where shop rite is. I know yo ass don’t be shopping at Genority’s

I don’t know where no damn Genority’s is at neither

Yo watch that fuckin’ mouth of yours

Yo where the hell are you calling from?

Brow brow brow I said so what y’all gonna do? You wanna be ballers? Shot callers?

Okay