[Intro]
I got so much I should be doing right now, but I'm doing this instead, 'cause I'm getting warmed up, ho

[Verse]
I came to bring the pain, my name is Buttress
People say I'm really kinda lame
I'm freestyling over Method beats
'Cause I'm a disciple of Wu-Tang, six hits to the brain
Can't remember my name, I think it's Bethany
Yo, who the fuck is you, bitch, you dead to me
I don't give a fuck, I got a stack of burned CDs
They got your name on them
They going out in the mail, woo
I don't give a fuck about no mail
I'm a bitch, I got a vagina
And yet I still made this beat, I'm kinda dope
(No you didn't) I'm kinda dope
Yo, and I can freestyle
It's kind of a joke, but it's still
Bars, bars, bitch, I got bars for days
People be like, life is absurd, I'm gay
I be like, bitch, I already know
Why the fuck you gonna tell me something twice, ho?
Yo, I got a camera, it fell in the dirt
Now it's broken as fuck, yeah, I'm a fucking film nerd
I went to film school with Orson Welles
Help me, bitch, I'm in hell, yeah
I got black jeans and I'll wear 'em tight
I go outside, only at night
I like to eat all the mushrooms
Zoom zoom, bitch, yo
They put a bounty on my head
Boba Fett, yo, shot me, left me for dead
Now he's zooming away in a jet
In hyperspace, I'm gay, yo
I like to freestyle over beats
I don't give a fuck what I'm saying, it's kinda neat
I like to say things that rhyme really fast
I don't give a fuck, bitch, I know I'm wack
Don't tell me twice, don't tell me twice
Just tell me once, one time is all it takes for me to know
(All that's necessary)
That you think I'm wack
Doesn't matter 'cause I know I'm dope
I know I'm dope even though my freestyles is a joke
Kind of, a little bit
What is a joke, really? Who knows?
Does it gotta be funny? Does it gotta make money?
(Yes) Yo, I'm a comedian
Shout out to Reggie Watts, that's my fuckin' dude
Andrew Dice Clay is dope too
I smoke Newports, got two for a dollar
At the loosie spot in Holla, that kinda rhymed
Don't fuck with me, my name is Bethany
I'm a slut bunny, yeah, that's right
You ever heard of a slut bunny come out in the night?
It got fangs and shit yo
I'm sitting on a...chair
Is this chair really real? Is it here or there?
Does it exist? (Phenomenology)
Yes...it exists
I'm racking the court
Or whatever the fuck you say, it doesn't matter, it's art
Everything I touch turns to gold
Yeah, I'm 12 years old
That means I'm almost 30
My name is Bethany, grew up in New Jersey
Born in Pennsylvania (weird)
Kinda fucking insane how I only would live there for three days
Now you know my life story
Go tell everybody, make a biographical film
(Right?) Make it win awards
(Okay?) I got a sword
(Wow) I'm a ninja, bitch
Bet I like to listen to Wu-Tang 'cause they not stiff
Like my dick
Whoa
Watch it, bitch