[Monologue: The Buttress]
On Halloween night
The members of Pee Pee Gang were enjoying their evening
With many bongs and drinks
Until during a scary movie
Their flatscreen TV turned into a portal
And goblins and witches, ghosts and ghouls and monsters
Emerged from the portal
And began haunting and destroying their house
And eating all of their friends
Will Pee Pee Gang be doomed?
Or will they be able to destroy the scary monsters?

[Outro: The Buttress & Evil Disembodied Voice]
Mwahahahahahahaha
Mwhahaahahahahahahahah
Mwahahahahahahahaha
Fuck my ass!