[Greg Nice]
Yo tengo funky funky rhyme, con un funky style
Yo tengo funky funky rhyme, con un funky style
Yo tengo funky funky rhyme, con un funky style
Yo tengo funky funky rhyme, con un funky style

Oye, "Rickety Rocket" mi dibujo favorito
(After marriage, the honeymoon)
(I'll be damned) gag me with a spoon
¿Quien ama a Popeye? Alice the goon
Mujeres, let your body flow
(Send a chill up your spine) like an eskimo
Aquí hay backstage pass para un funky show
Dame un beso bajo el un misteltoe
Greg Nice, mi vida es como un fairy tale
Orca, es un great big whale
Conocí a gorda who broke the scales
You won't tell, I won't tell
Clientele I must excel
Tomé examen, pasé then failed
(Breaks...) HUH, no need to hit 'em
Mujeres, you got 'em? I wanna get wit 'em!

[Chorus]
Nice & Smooth is funky, also hip-hop junkies
All we wanna do is uhh-uhh in you
Nice & Smooth is funky, also hip-hop junkies
All we wanna do is uhh-uhh...
[Smooth B]
Yo tengo funky funky rhyme, con un funky style
Funky rhyme, con un funky funky style
Funky funky rhyme, con un funky funky style
Yo tengo funky rhyme, con un funky funky style

Mi salí de la cama 'bout eight
(And then I called) Greg Nice porque no era muy late
A buscalas muchachas (come around the block)
Porque me, my tip is harder than a rock
He said bet, so I let
Greg Nice llama al Annazette
Annazette, the teacher's pet
(You sure shes gonna) She'll come on this set?
El dijo Smooth B, don't you fret
(Mike Swift is on his way yo), quiet as kept
Un muchacho alto, with dope steps
Yep, viene con un box of hats
¿Yo Greg, esta muchacha -- is she all that?
¡El dijo Smooth B, the skins is fat!
I don't beg porque no soy un begonia
Me visto calientito so I won't catch pneumonia
Mis palabras son más fuerte que ammonia
I'm a diamond, you're a cubic zirconia [repeats & fades away]

[Chorus x 5]