[Chorus: Greg Nice | Smooth B | Nice & Smooth]
Ah, one, two, a one more makes three
We're gonna teach everybody how to MC
I said a one, two, a one more makes three
We're gonna teach everybody how to MC
Now it ain't no fun, and it ain't no fun
I said it ain't no fun, yo, it ain't no fun
I said it ain't no fun unless we all get some
We need lights, cameras, action

[Verse 1: Greg Nice | Nice & Smooth]
Please tell me who runs this turf
Can I go out there and serve?
After all, what is it worth?
My favorite comedian's Eddie Murph'
When I was small, I played catch with a Nerf
Skinned my knee on the astroturf
Ain't nothin' better than a hug from a Smurf
Many many pimps are after me
(Why?) Because I let the hoes go free
Desi Arnaz, Lucille Ball
Takes more sweets by Peter Paul
Almond Joy, Butterfinger
Rapper, actor, and a singer
Jumpstart the mic like it ain't no thing'a
God sheds light on me so I shine
Dom Perignon, then kick rhyme
Make love to the ladies, treat 'em real kind
Get on top of me and grind
[Chorus: Nice & Smooth I Greg Nice | Smooth B]
One, two, one more makes three
We're gonna teach everybody how to MC
I said a one, two, one more makes three
We're gonna teach everybody how to MC
Said it ain't no fun, and it ain't no fun
I said it ain't no fun, yo, it ain't no fun
I said it ain't no fun unless we all get some
We need lights, cameras, action

[Verse 2: Smooth B]
I smile a lot 'cause I seek divine joy
I'm not a kid, I'm a man, not a boy
And often people wonder how I continually rise over gloom
I'm like a lotus flower in full bloom
Not imprisoned in a world of externality
Search my soul and unfold is my reality
I keep 'em guessing — am I from B.C. or the millennium?
Writing dope rhymes in my condominium
Livin' from day to day, convey and grow
Develop a rage for the stage and then blow
G'll set it off then pass the baton
Ready, set, go, my mic turns on
Light a stage like a dawn from Con Edison
The mic is my wand and my voice is like medicine
And you were wondering if we went soft
No, that's impossible, we never fall off
[Chorus: Nice & Smooth | Greg Nice | Smooth B]
One, two, one more makes three
We're gonna teach everybody how to MC
I said a one, two, one more makes three
We're gonna teach everybody how to MC
Now it ain't no fun, and it ain't no fun
I said it ain't no fun, and it ain't no fun
It ain't no fun and it ain't no fun
It ain't no fun unless we all get some
We need lights, cameras, action

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