A man like Putin, may seem like he's strong
But if you think that, know that you're wrong
A man like Putin, sure has good luck
Because journalists die and he's rich as fuck
A man like Putin, only wants power
He'll fake a tape of your golden shower
And that's something you don't want to see
Your orangey face, all covered in pee

And critics like Oliver, better run far
Because he'll track you down, and he'll shit on your car

[John interrupts to ask Putin not to shit on his car]

Beware of Putin, he's ruthless and shrewd
If you're not careful, we'll all end up screwed
A man like Putin, is really bad
If you need that explained, it's just so fucking sad!