Eazy-E
The Rev (Skit)
[Eazy-E as "Reverent Durag"]
Thank you brother Z, so glad you came here to see you, man
And I am reverent Durag
And know, I won't do's ya wrong, I always do's ya right
And now it's time for that offering
So now, I'm finna pass around this plate
And I ga—want you guys to put in those dollar bills
You know, I don't want no change, I want the 10's and 20's
No 1s, no 5s, just 10s, 20s, 50s of course
'Cause I—a reverent's tryna come up, you know
'Cause he's driving that 1963 Falcon convertible
And I wanna be driving something nice like a 1991 Bentley Turbo
I know you wanna see the reverent driving the nice car
You don't wanna nobody out there bad-mouthing the reverent and everything
So I want you to put in that money, you know
Because there's a lot of things out there that you guys don't have
And that's Eazy
Can I hear you say "Eazy"? Two times, can I hear you say "Eazy, Eazy"?
Oh, thank you very much
Enoughs, I won't do's you wrong 'cause I always do's ya right