["Goon" Sample]
Doug, I dig hockey players
The violence, the beer
I'm horny a lot (Ha ha ha ha!)

[Intro]
It's Chucky Slick, this is dedicated to the gnarliest sport out there

[Hook]
When you walk in the room, it is clear to see
I'm the one with a chew and a gongshow tee
I play, hock-ey
And everybody knows I get
Saucy. And all the bunnies love the flow
I'm the one whose chirpin'

[Verse 1]
I got my first twig when I was like two
Man I was only 14 when I had my first chew
And I was only 15 when I had my first brew
My name is Chucky Slick, who the fuck are you?
I ain't nothin' but an animal
Pullin' all-nighters, playin hockey everyday since the kid was in his diapers
A rug-rat sniper, super duper hyper, she got a nice rack with some tats, I'ma wife 'er (her)
Bumper tires, hockey is the medication, even though beer league is probably the destination
I can dangle and snipe with a nice celebration
I can teach you how to celly, would you like a demonstration?
Would you like an education? I can teach you how to wheel
Bomb shells, smokeshows, what ever the fuck you feel
You just gotta have confidence, electric like an eel, and if you're flow is unreal, then it's easy as a steal

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
Lined up at the dot, and the puck's about to drop
Injured real bad but I'm pretendin' like im not
It's a real man's sport that's why the ladies think it's hot
Soccer players get kicked in the shins and they flop
Ha!
Are you serious, bro?
I broke my teeth and got cut like a month ago
6 stitches, no teeth, my mama like "woah"
Trainer sewed me right up and I was ready to go
I was back on the ice playin' hockey with my team (yup)
Tendy like ya girlfriend, so I slipped it right between. Five-hole, Slow-mo, replay on the big screen, flow so clean, I'm just livin' the dream (yup)
Bruh!
My dangles break ankles
So don't be steppin' up unless you got a good angle
First star like spangle, all 'cuz I had [?] (hahaha)
Swiss cheese tendy, a lot of great holes

[Hook]

[Bridge]
So if you, talk shit, I will fuck you up
'Cuz I'm a hockey playin' savage, and I'm used to blood
And that's why, my teeth (haha) are fake as fuck, 'cuz I got hit in the face wit' a hockey puck (yup!)

[Verse 3]
Top titty, top cheddar
Nobody do it better
Hockey players are the number 1 like [?]
Bomb shell wreckers, smokeshow shredders, do it doggy-style in my elegant sweater
All the ladies say we some mothafuckin' gems, and we always hittin' tens, and she bringin' all her friends..
So we can do this again
Writin' with the pen, grizzly mint in my lip, got a beer that I sip, got a couple broken ribs, got a cut, got a stick, got a butt that is big, I say fuck, I say shit, that is hockey language
[?] throwin' dips with the team, on the road all day, NHL on the screen
How many more hours?
At least thirteen, but I don't give a fuck, 'cuz I'm just livin' the dream

[Hook]