[Chorus]
I'm drunk
I’m drunk
I'm really, really drunk
I'm drunk
I’m really, really wasted
Bartender, can I get another, please?
One more, watch how I do my dance
Fuck it, I'm drunk

[Verse]
Man, I'm so fucked up
I might suck a man's dick
No, I'm playin', ha
Oh, shot, shot
Scream up in my friends ears
Tell 'em I love them, don't blackout
I think I should talk to all these girls
Can I flirt, though? Can I flirt? "No"
Get him out the bar, get him a car
Tell him to dip, hey (Hey)
Gotta be smart, look at the charge, we gotta split this
Please help me, I’m drunk, so fucked up, might vom—
I’ve been chuggin', chuggin’, chuggin' all my sorrows
Worry about tomorrow, tomorrow
(Don't drink and drive) Give me that pizza, dawg
Give me that pizza, you know I gotta eat ya
Uber says my driver's name is Ghughi
And it says he’s hard of hearing (Ooh, I don't care)
I miss my ex, yeah
[Chorus]
I'm drunk (I'm drunk)
I'm drunk
I'm really, really drunk
I'm drunk
I'm really, really wasted
Bartender, can I get another, please?
One more, watch how I do my dance
Fuck it, I'm drunk

[Outro]
Woah-woah, I'm so fucked up
Woah-woah, I'm so fucked up
Woah-woah, I'm so fucked up
Woah-woah, I'm so fucked up