[Intro]
Jamie Oliver
He can't make egg fried rice at all
He put olive oil and chilli jam, haiyaa
Jamie Oliver
He can't make egg fried rice or Thai green curry
He put three chilli in Thai green curry
Fuiyoh

[Verse]
This song go out to all the people who mess up Asian food
Especially you, Jamie
You make ramen but you use soba
That why your career over
Don't use chilli jam, you silly man, haiyaa
Egg fried rice, you use olive oil
Packet rice, you don't even boil
Your rice so soggy and wet
Your restaurant closed, you in debt

[Outro]
Actually, he still rich
So Jamiе Oliver, please don't suе me (*gong*)