I took a tram into the fourth dimension
'Cause I had the blues, the blues of throwing it all away
Just give me a Tequila, I'll slam it the 4D way
And when I got there, you know it had certain similarities

Like no smoking anywhere
And hiding in the khazi to avoid paying the fare
4D tequila, anyone?
And don't think we didn't dance to records by the 5th Dimension
In the discosphere
Like Kublai Khan, Kublai Khan

And it was pretty goddamn hazardous out on the Ilminster bypass
Out on the Ilminster bypass
Out on the IIminster bypass
Out on the Ilminster bypass
Aquaplaning to the theme park
We took a ride called the Banchoff-Klein mega bottle ride
Well, how we spewed inside, back and forth
In time, mathematics and pride
Inside

We've gone Balkan, we've gone Balkan anyway
It absolutely had to happen to someone today
Yeah, there's no smoking anywhere
Throw it all away
Yeah, we've gone Balkan anyway
You can get rid of the blues this way
Yeah, that's how we fix the blues today
It absolutely had to happen to someone today
Yeah, there's no smoking anywhere
Throw it all away
Yeah, we've gone Balkan anyway
You can get rid of the blues this way
Yeah, that's how we fix the blues today
Throw it all away
And it's time to be doing something good