Oh my god, Bruno Mars
Same bed but it feels just a little bit gay now
Our song on the gay, but it don't sound too gay
When our friends have sex, all it does is just turn me down
'Cause my ass breaks a little when it hears your name
It all just sounds like ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Mmm, too young, too gay, to realize, that I should've bought you penis and held your cock
Should've gave you all my flowers, when I held that dick
Take you to every gay party 'cause all you wanted to do was strip
Now my baby's dancing, but she's dancing with another penis
Ah
My pride, my ego, my needs, and my selfish cock
Caused a good strong bitch like you to walk out my life
'Cause I never, never get to clean up the mess I made, oh
And that dick haunts me every time I close my eyes
It all just sounds like ooh (Ah), ooh, ooh, (Hah), hoo
Ooh, too gay, too gay, to realize that I should've bought you penis and held your dick
Should've gave you all my flowers when I held your dick
Take you to every gay party 'cause all I wanted to do was strip
Now my baby's stripping, but she's stripping with another man
Ah, although it hurts, I'll be the first (First) to say that I was wrong
Oh, I know I'm probably much too gay
To try and apologize for my mistakes
But I just want you to know
I hope he buys you a penis
And holds your dick (Uh)
(Ah) Gives you all his penis
(Ooh) When he has the dick
Take you to every party, 'cause all I wanted to do was strip
Do all the things I should've
Cunt, cunt
Do all the things I've done
Cunt, cunt
When I was your cunt
Oh my god, oh my god