[Chorus]
Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything

[Verse 1]
Yeah, I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the TV off, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
No, I'll be lounging on the couch, just chilling in my Snuggie
Click to MTV so they can 'Teach Me How to Dougie'
'Cause in my castle, I'm the fricking man

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-whoa, yes, I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can

[Chorus]
Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything
[Post-Chorus]
Nothing at all
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-whoa
Nothing at all
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-whoa

[Breakdown]
Hеre we go
Nothing at all
C'mon

[Verse 2]
Tomorrow, I'll wake up, do somе P90X
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out "This is great" (Oh my God, this is great)
Yeah, I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man would be so proud of me
I'm sorry pops, you'll just have to wait

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh-whoa, yes, I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can

[Chorus]
Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything
[Post-Chorus]
Nothing at all
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-whoa
Nothing at all
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-whoa

[Bridge]
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh-oh

[Chorus]
Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything

[Post-Chorus]
Nothing at all
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-whoa
Nothing at all
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh-whoa
[Outro]
Here we fucking go
Nothing at all