The Hat Store

[Intro: Matt Diamond & Alex Melendez]
Hey... hey Matt, where are you coming from?
Well Alex, I've come from this place called "The Hat Store"
Oh, well. Why don't you tell me all about it?

[Chorus: Matt Diamond & Alex Melendez]
Well Iwent to the hat store and got myself a hat
A what?
A hat
A what?
A hat
A motherfucking hat!

I went to the hat store and got myself a hat
A what?
A hat
A what?
A hat
A motherfucking hat!

Well i went to the hat store and got myself a hat
A what?
A hat
A what?
A hat
A motherfucking hat!
Oh shit!
[Refrain: Matt Diamond]
I went to the hat store
I went to the hat store
I went to the hat store
I went to the hat store
I went to the hat store

[Outro: Matt Diamond & Alex Melendez]
Man, Matt, that... that sure sounds like a rootins... rootin tootin time... yeah, there
Oh shit