[Verse 1]
I put so much work into you
And crippled myself financially
But you were always worth it in the end
Because you always got me from point A to B
You always loved me

[Verse 2]
Your feet fell off a couple of times
And almost sent me flying into a stop sign
Your hands were brittle and breaking down
And no amount of duct tape would ever suffice
But you'll always be mine

[Chorus]
Oh Ralph, there's no doubt
That you were the one for me
Oh Ralph, let's head south
And see how long we can last under the heat

[Outro]
Under the heat
Under the heat
Cause you'll always love me