When I was wondering if you would come over
And play some Katamari
We could sit around and look at the clouds
And remember when we were thirteen
Pig pen, where are you going? There's still so much to see
And maybe if we're lucky we can stay up late and watch TV

You're not real, but you're something
You're not real, but you're everything
Fuck

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Oh, Caitlyn, you're something
Oh, Caitlyn, you're something
Looking down at me because you're so goddamn tall

Oh, Caitlyn, you're nothing
Oh, Caitlyn, you're nothing
Because you're an imaginary dog

Oh, Caitlyn, you're something
Oh, Caitlyn, you're nothing
Because when I'm with you
Because when I'm with you
Because when I'm with you I feel alive
Oh, Caitlyn, you're something
Oh, Caitlyn, you're nothing

You're not real but you're something
You're not real but you're everything
You're not real