[Verse 1]
And I'm feeling anything but useful
And I'm feeling some kind of ditzy
And I can hear you laughing from the back door
I'm not dead yet but it's a start

[Verse 2]
Pull your elbow back
And launch it right into my teeth
Tell all of your friends
How much you've got me beat

[Outro]
Am I not cool enough for you?
Am I not cool enough for you?
Am I
Am I not cool enough for you?
Am I
Am I not cool enough for you?
Am I?