[Chorus]
All my friends are heathens, take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse
All my friends are heathens, take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse

[Verse 1]
Welcome to the room of people who have rooms of people
That they loved one day, docked away
Just because we check the guns at the door
Doesn't mean our brains will change from hand grenades
You'll never know the psychopath sitting next to you
You'll never know the murderer sitting next to you
You'll think, "How'd I get here, sitting next to you?"
But after all I've said, please don't forget!

[Chorus]
All my friends are heathens, take it slow
Wait for them to ask you who you know
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse
[Verse 2]
We don't deal with outsiders very well
They say newcomers have a certain smell
You have trust issues, not to mention
They say they can smell your intentions
You'll never know the freak show sitting next to you!
You'll have some weird people sitting next to you!
You'll think "How did I get here, sitting next to you?!"
But after all I've said, please don't forget

[Breakdown]
(That)
I'm not gonna kill you!
(I'm just gonna hurt you before you bury me)
All my friends are heathens!
Take it slow!
(For them to ask you who you know!)

[Outro]
Please don't make any sudden moves
You don't know the half of the abuse
(All my friends are heathens, take it slow)
(Wait for them to ask you who you know)
(All my friends are heathens, take it slow)
(Wait for them to ask you who you know)
Why'd you come? You knew you should have stayed
I tried to warn you just to stay away
And now they're outside ready to bust
It looks like you might be one of us