From Season 12 Episode 14 (Aired on August 10, 2016)
Game: Duet
In the style of R&B
[Intro: Wayne Brady, Rachel Bloom, Jeff Davis]
Uh, huh
Um
Hey, Dr.Bloom
Yeah
I wanna talk to you
Okay
Are you ready, Dr.Jeff?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Check it out, girl
Check it out
[Verse 1: Wayne Brady, Rachel Bloom]
Now, I don't know if you know this (ooh)
But there’s a patient laid here on the table
It's my heart
Start it back up and save it if you're able
I don’t know, let me take it out your chest
And cut it open with my knife of kisses
Yeah, do you get the metaphor?
[Verse 2: Jeff Davis, Rachel Bloom]
Yeah, baby, cut me apart, you tore my heart out too
Baby, there's something else that I need from you
What is it?
Baby, I can't breathe anymore, I'm in love, you see
Let me lay down on the ground and give CPR to me
[Verse 3: Rachel Bloom]
Oh, I'm gonna breathe into you
Yeah, I'm gonna breathe into you
With my love and-
With my love and-
Yeah, I'm gonna breathe into you
I'm gonna breathe into you
With my body and my booty and my boobs
Yeah
[Verse 4: Wayne Brady, Rachel Bloom]
Don’t breathe on him
But, but
Because my heart won’t stop
Oh, right
Will somebody come over and bring that- you know that cart?
With the fangs on it
[Wayne Brady, Jeff Davis, Jeff Davis & Rachel Bloom, All]
It's called defibrillator
It’s called defibrillator
I think it's called defibrillator
I need you to do it know and not later
One, two, three, clear (uh)
I said, "One, two, three, clear"
I said, "One, two, three, clear" (oh)
Now turn around, let me put it on your rear
[Verse 5: Wayne Brady, Jeff Davis, Jeff Davis & Rachel Bloom]
Oh, not you too
Oh, this is not the operating room
You don't want me, you want some Rachel Bloom
Oh, oh
Because if we want to do it with Bloom in the room
Because with him, it's three we’re doing
And that's alright because that's love
And both of us, before we do it, we'll wear gloves
[Outro: Jeff Davis, All]
Oh baby, givin' your love around is such a gift
And because, you are a surgeon, you're gonna do us
You're gonna do us in shifts
Shifts