[Verse 1: Eric Bloom]
Psst! Come here!
I hear the music, daylight disc
Three men in black said, "don't report this...
Ascension" and that's all they said
Sickness now the hour of dread

[Chorus: Eric Bloom]
All praise
He's found the awful truth
Balthazar
He's found the saucer news

[Verse 2: Eric Bloom]
Wait! there's more…
I'm in fairy rings and tower beds
"Don't report this," three men said
Books by blameless and by the dead
King in yellow, the Queen in red

[Chorus: Eric Bloom]
All praise
He's found the awful truth
Balthazar
He's found the saucer news


[Verse 3: Eric Bloom]
Dead leaves always give up motion
I no longer feel emotion
When prophecy fails the falling notion
Don't report this
Agents of Fortune

[Chorus: Eric Bloom]
All praise
He's found the awful truth
Balthazar
He's found the saucer news