[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1: Mark Hoppus]
I'm wasting time thinking about a girl
And stealing her away from her world
She and I would run away
I think of all the things that I'd say
We'd talk about important things
And I picture it in my dreams
She'd teach me about modern art
And I'd show her it's okay to fart and

[Pre-Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
Maybe I'd impress her by being in a band and
Maybe if I act real tough, she'd let me hold her hand and
Maybe I'll win her heart by writing this song about her
Sometimes I sit at home and

[Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
Wonder if she's sitting at home
Thinking of me and wondering if I'm
Sitting at home, thinking about her
Or am I just wasting my time?

[Verse 2: Mark Hoppus]
Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's
When I made fun of that guy
Remembering the look she gave me
When I told her that I used to fry
I really want to ask her out
But my ego could never take it
And even if I got the balls
You know that the Cougar would never make it
And in my town you can't drive naked
[Pre-Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
Maybe I'd impress her by being in a band and
Maybe if I act real tough, she'd let me hold her hand and
Maybe I'll win her heart by writing this song about her
Sometimes I sit at home and

[Chorus: Mark Hoppus]
Wonder if she's sitting at home
Thinking of me and wondering if I'm
Sitting at home, thinking about her
Or am I just wasting my time?

[Outro: Mark Hoppus]
Am I just wasting my time?
Am I just wasting my time?
Am I just wasting my time?
Wasting my time thinking about a girl
Should we double 'em high or low?