If you want to be happy and live a king's life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
If you want to be happy and live a king's life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
All you gotta do is just what I say
And then you will be happy, merry and gay
So from a logical point of view
Always love a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view, oh Lord
Love a woman uglier than you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
Ah mean, and very often cause his downfall
As soon as she marry, there and then she'll start
Believe to do the things that will break his heart
And when you think that she's belonging to you
She's calling somebody else doudou too
So from a logical point of view
Better love a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view, oh Lord
Love a woman uglier than you

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You can be sure you'll be happy in life
She will never do things in a funny way
To allow the neighbours something to say
And she won't disregard her husband at all
By showing off herself to Peter and Paul
So from a logical point of view, oh Lord
Love a woman uglier than you
An ugly woman gives you your meal on time
And will always try to keep you in mind
At night when you lay up on your cozy bed
She will coax, caress you and scratch your head
And she'll call you nice names like "silver beak"
"Toy", "chunks" or even "sucrier martinique"
So from a logical point of view
Only love a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view, oh Lord
Love a woman uglier than you

Matters not your friends should say that you have no taste
But love an ugly woman about this place
One who is cute looking, barbarous and rough
With skin like alligator, bumpy and tough
Yampee and mud all into her eyes
And around her lips a confirmation bow tie
So from a logical point of view, oh Lord
Love a woman uglier than you
From a logical point of view, oh Lord
Love a woman uglier than you
So from a logical point of view
Just love a woman uglier than you