[Verse]
Woah
Bet you didn't know, it started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere
Sitting beside me was a man with no hair
From the look on his face and the size of his toes
He comes from a place that nobody knows

[Pre-Chorus]
Say oh, maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why

[Chorus]
I've been sitting here too long
By a man from Milwaukee
He's been talking too long
On his yellow walkie talkie
He's talking to Mars
But I think hе's wacky
He says they'll come gеt him
Come get him some day

[Verse]
He says that where he's from is called Albertane
There they use more than ten percent of their brain
But you couldn't tell it from they way they behave
They run around in underwear and they never shave
[Pre-Chorus]
Say oh, maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why

[Chorus]
I've been sitting here too long
By a man from Milwaukee
He's been talking too long
On his yellow walkie talkie
He's talking to Mars
But I think he's wacky
He says they'll come get him
Come get him some day

[Bridge: Isaac, Zac]
Ladies and Gentlemen, Zac Hanson!
This is Mother Bird, calling Baby Bird!
Baby Bird, Baby Bird!
Come in, Baby Bird!
For the love of Pete come in!
This is Baby Bird, sorry I was watching Court TV
Do you copy? Do you copy?
Of course we copy, 24 hours a day, in color!
[Verse]
You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest
The man sitting by me who was just barely dressed
Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane
And left me at the bus stop, just barely insane

[Pre-Chorus]
Say oh, maybe I'm hallucinating
Hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why

[Chorus]
I've been sitting here too long
Thinking 'bout Milwaukee
As I've been talking too long
On my yellow walkie talkie
I'm talking to Mars
You might think that I'm wacky
I know they'll come get me
Come get me some day
I know they'll come get me
And take me away
I know they'll come get me
Come get me some day
If not tomorrow
Then maybe today
[Outro: Taylor, Isaac, and Zac]
Wooh!
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You guys rock!
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And goodnight!