Well this yellow haired snake sits smug as a bug
Got more angle than a toby jug
Star lock hair pins honey has faults
Shows her legs when opportunity knocks

Underneath her red sweater
She's big deal go-getter
There'll be some dramas
Inside your pijamas tonight

Yes, there's red eyed ruby with her built up hips
She's got nut crushing boobs and jam tart lips
Says her angle is connections downtown L.A
When you know she's just a hustler from the boys brigade

Well she's the same old number
She just looks like your mother
There be sortations on your public relations overnight
Yeah that's right

She's young, she's wealthy she's far from healthy
She does it up in Beverly Hills
She wears a foam back bra she drives her daddy's car
Has appeal to bend your will

Oh, nymphomanic nimrod pleasure thing high boots
Fred the hungry minions you planned blue van fruits
Keep on trucking think of all the fun you had
You know that such a lot of good ways to be bad