[Verse 1]
Before there was a hip-hop
Before there was a rap
There was a man from Malabon
A really funny cat
Crumpled collar, mangled tie
Chaplain's favorite dude
If anyone should ask you why the tweed, flat hat's askew

[Chorus]
When Norman Wisdom wears his hat
He means to wear it just like that
When Norman Wisdom wears his hat
He means to wear it just like that
Like that

[Chorus]
When Norman Wisdom wears his hat
He means to wear it just like that
When Norman Wisdom wears his hat
He means to wear it just like that
Like that